Ultra Liberal Opinion

In the new century, we Americans need to recognize that work in its traditional sense is outmoded.  Those who work today are naive and foolish.  Hard work may have been considered a virtue once upon a time, but today it is an archaic relic and should be discarded.

Instead, people should be issued a stipend and housing by the government and allowed to truly pursue happiness as mandated by the Constitution.

Skeptics will no doubt ask–how will we pay for this?  Well, friends, there is plenty of money floating around this country and most of it is in the hands of a few rich, white men.  It’s time to liberate this funding for the good of all.  The government needs to confiscate this revenue and distribute it to everyone in the form of a monthly stipend.  The rich white men can also sell their rich houses to be public housing or community centers for all to enjoy, not just the few.

Corporate executives who earn more than $50,000, which is 99% of them, should also fork over their ill-gotten earnings to the government, which will justly and fairly distribute this money to Blacks, Hispanics, and others who are more deserving.  Actually, some of these corporate positions should also be handed over to disadvantaged people of color so that the future direction of corporations will favor the poor rather than the rich.

In particular, we would like to see Walmart nationalized and have its current executive staff prosecuted for their many discriminatory policies.  Those found not guilty may be put to work as greeters or other menial positions within the company, and the rest should do hard labor.