We are all Hussein
Now that our new ultraliberal president is fully installed in the White House, we should consider some legislation that will reflect the present trends.
There has been a volunteer movement toward adding “Hussein” to one’s name. For example, John Smith becomes “John Hussein Smith”. We are suggesting that this be mandated by legislation. All parents who name their child “Hussein” would receive a tax credit and a special mention in a new “Hussein Role of Honor” to be established by Congress.
An agency of the Federal Government should be created that would monitor and regulate this activity. For example, it should watch out for people who change their name to Hussein twice in order to obtain a double tax credit, which would be unfair.
By promoting this cultural shift, we are training our children to a new level of diversity sensitivity and sending a message to the rest of the world that America has changed.